
I made a pizza. I love pizza. Pepperoni is the best style of pizza. I don't see any reason to get anything but pepperoni. I hate when you're at some sort of social function and everyone decides to order pizza. Of course some one says "I'm a vegetarian, and so is my friend Unicorn, can we get a veggie pizza?" Suuurrrrre. The order is made, a few pizzas show up: maybe a combo with a little of everything, a vegetarian with a bunch of soggy veggies, and a pepperoni, the best! As the night wears on it's clear that no one has eaten much of the other two pizzas instead focusing almost totally on the pepperoni.... Seems even the the vegetarians that were so into having a veggie pizza are eating all of my pepperoni pizza. They just suddenly felt like having just a few slices of pepperoni. Totally Lame. My point is, that everyone loves pepperoni pizza, they just may not realize it until it shows up in front of them. Stop ordering veggie pizza unless you intend to eat all of it, and don't take the pepperoni away from those that really want it, because no one wants that soggy veggie pizza, not even you! Enough said.
